We Can’t Sleep

Joe: I can't sleep. Help me. Ayanda; Tell me about it. AJ: Us having a chat won't help you sleep and you know that. Ayanda: Selena Gomez! AJ & Joe: What? Ayanda: Remember that interview on BBC radio where they had Selena and you said you could be a better interviewer? AJ: That was a … Continue reading We Can’t Sleep

What Lovely Weather We Have Today

Conversation go to number 1: What lovely weather we have today. Yes - nobody likes that as an opening line but it's so passive and pc (politically correct) that one with no originality or boldness has to go for it. After all it's very difficult to be mad at someone who says such a noncommittal … Continue reading What Lovely Weather We Have Today

Learn This My Son

"Learn this my son: they are called "loved ones" for a reason. Love them with all your heart. Say you love them as often as you can, show that you love them always. Put them first before yourself. When you are famished offer them food. When you thirst ask if they would like something to … Continue reading Learn This My Son

Imaginary Conversation (With A Pretty Girl)

Boy: Hey Girl: Uhm... Hello. Boy: You're really pretty. Girl: Well you're really straightforward! Boy: I was told honesty is the best policy. Girl: That's rather cliché of you, don't you think? Boy: Cliché? Maybe it is... my source of advice isn't very... young shall I say. Girl: Next you're going to tell me your … Continue reading Imaginary Conversation (With A Pretty Girl)