Joe: I can’t sleep. Help me.
Ayanda; Tell me about it.
AJ: Us having a chat won’t help you sleep and you know that.
Ayanda: Selena Gomez!
AJ & Joe: What?
Ayanda: Remember that interview on BBC radio where they had Selena and you said you could be a better interviewer?
AJ: That was a while back though mate.
Ayanda: Well we can’t sleep… so let’s do it!
Ayanda Joe: *awakes from deep slumber* Do you have any idea how much brainpower it takes to project a well-known character accurately? Worse off one you’re making on the spot while slipping in actual bits of your own character? I’m sorry but I don’t think it’s a job just the three of you can do.
Joe: “Just”… I guess this means you’re going to help?
Ayanda Joe: You know me too well.
I was definitely reaching there. No way I can produce a good conversation with self/ves as well as have a fictional interview with Selena Gomez at 4 in the morning. So… I’ll get to it just let me take a short… little… nap…
Subconscious Joe: You did it! You son-of-a-brilliant-man! You’re finally asleep. You’re finally asleep. Oh, the things I have in store for you…